While I was writing my previous blog about foods, I was going to mention candy corn and how I didn't like it. I suddenly realized that I have such a strong dislike for the stuff that it deserves its own blog just so I can properly voice my hatred for it. I really do not understand how people like candy corn. I can't even register it as food, much less as something that real people really enjoy to consume. The sheer existence of candy corn proves to me that there is something fundamentally wrong with the world we live in. I wouldn't be surprised if the entirely of the human race's problems stem solely from the fact that someone invented candy corn.
It does not process in my head that there can be anyone in their right mind who enjoys eating glorified candle wax. Anyone that likes candy corn has to be sick in the head. If you, dear reader, like candy corn, I will not hold it against you. You have a right to your opinion, even if your opinion makes me fear for your well being. Out of all the candies that exist--and there's so many of them--why would you ever pick candy corn? Because it's seasonal? Because it's candy mascot for Halloween and the scary season? Really, the only scary thing is that people willingly choose to eat it. If I had to torture someone and extract information out of them, I'd just force them to eat candy corn for three meals a day. That would probably be a fate worse than death. If I could go back in time, I'd stop candy corn from ever being devised, and the world would probably benefit from it.
Phew. I think I'll stop there. You get the point. I may or may not be particularly displeased with candy corn. I hope your day is better than candy corn. That's not much of an achievement, but still. See you next time.
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